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Me Flavored Icecream

 Give your lover the taste you've been cramming them in sweet dairy form...
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Here's how it goes:

step one: exercise to the point of exhaustion, so that you're sweating immensely. collect with cloth, and put in air tight jar.

step two: the "eat yourself ice cream co." labs takes the sample, and with your choice of 'base flavor', mixes the essence of you in.

step three: the package is shipped to the address of your choice, with flowers... or something.

—phylum_sinter, Apr 10 2002

This might be a good name for it http://www.halfbake...20It_27s_20Not_20Me
[mrthingy, Apr 10 2002]

Sweaty underwear for sale http://dmoz.org/Adu...nties/Men's_Briefs/
Almost baked. This is a pretty good indication that there's a market... [wiml, Apr 16 2002, last modified Oct 04 2004]

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       I think I speak for many of us when I say "Eeew!"
—angel, Apr 10 2002
   

       Ben? Ben?
—bristolz, Apr 10 2002
   

       Yukyukyukyukyuk. <relieved> But still, not quite as yuk as I had feared it might be. </relieved>
—salachair, Apr 10 2002
   

       I'd almost prefer ben's version.
—waugsqueke, Apr 10 2002
   

       Work in the word "pheremones" instead of sweat, and I think you just might have a hit. Then again, maybe not.
—timservo, Apr 10 2002
   

       *erk*   

       (Unless you taste like Cherry Chocolate Chip)
—phoenix, Apr 10 2002
   

       now if you could make yourself taste and smell of mint and chocolate chip and vanilla, the girls would be falling at your feet - if you are not too repulsive looking that is.
—po, Apr 10 2002
   

       I thought that this would be a machine that takes a reading of your chemical composition, then translates your different traits into different flavors of ice cream; i.e., whether or not you have a certain gene determines which out of two toppings is included. Wouldn't end up having that many genes tested, as you would run out of toppings far quicker than genes, but I still think it'd be kind of neat.   

       Anyway, better that tasting somebody's sweat... at least in my opinion.
—Pseudonym #3, Apr 10 2002
   

       Mint Chocolate Chip would be a close second in my book, too.
—phoenix, Apr 10 2002
   

       ANYTHING that tastes like sweat is disgusting! I was thinking more of an "I'm sweet like peppermint" type of thing, but I guess you were going for a more of an "I'm really stinky and dirty" type of thing.
—beezlebum, Apr 13 2002
   

       Pedanto, wouldst have 'pon thy person a snicker-snee with which to slice yon chat-speak from out our fair Halfbakery?
—Dog Ed, Apr 13 2002
   

       Could be a winner with some branding by public objects of desire. Felicity Kendal sweat flavoured ice cream Mmmmmmmmmm.................   

       Whoops, showing my age, errr Kylie Minogue sweat flavoured etc etc etc
—IvanIdea, Apr 15 2002
   

       Felicity Kendal - we are talking ice-cream not carbon dating
—po, Apr 15 2002
   

       uummm pheromice..
—edski, Apr 15 2002
   

       Christ, i just checked Felicity Kendals birthday and she'll be 56 this year. How old am i then, AAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
—IvanIdea, Apr 17 2002
   

       What a pity that I can not give two fishbones. YUCK!!!
—Saruman, Jul 15 2002
   

       humans are the *ONLY* animals that try to hide their natural appearance and odor. OK, so that's the price we pay for living in a civilised world, & I'm prepared to pay it, by wearing clothes & washing. but when presumeably sexually active people can't accept psychophysical reality, it's kinda sad.
—pfperry, Jul 15 2002
   

       I thought this was a spit or swallow issue... as a matter of fact, probably would have been better if it was
—senatorjam, Jul 16 2002
   

       Me and my friend were wondering precisely what is the POINT of B.O.?   

       We are cursed to use anti-perspirant for the rest of our lives because when we were 14/15 suddenly our armpits started to smell horrible. Just at the age when we wanted to be our most attractive, not start stinking! How are boys supposed to like us when we STINK?   

       We have some really weird conversations sometimes.   

       So she gets her 8 month old daughter and tells me to sniff her armpit, and it smells of BABY POWDER - ...and the baby 'needed a bath' !   

       Life is so unfair! When you are a baby you are gorgeous anyway and you don't even need to be! And you don't stink.   

       Baby flavour ice cream would probably taste bloody nice.
—Lula, Jun 15 2003
   

       Wow... and the award for the creepiest thing said in 2003 (I know I'm late, the bus broke down, piss off) goes to Lula!
—stilgar, Dec 21 2009
   
      
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