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Many people are said to resemble their pets. Me and My
Chicken is a service that will find a pet that looks just like
you
by initially matching your hair and facial characteristics, but
then further refining the choice by factoring your body
type,
gait, habits and other subtle mannerisms
to determine the
perfect double. The resulting match need not be the
customary dog that is usually associated with this type of
similarity. Some people bear an uncanny resemblance to
other
forms of animal life, such as farm animals of every kind,
primates, rodents, birds, snakes, reptiles, fish and even
insects in some cases. All have their human equivalents just
waiting to be introduced to each other to form the perfect
couple.
Do you want to meet your match?
eh?
http://www.angorara...s/LloydBISsmall.JPG
[skinflaps, Feb 02 2006]
Dr Curry's chicken
http://www.cbc.ca/g..._chicken_050310.jpg
Curried chicken? [Shz, Feb 02 2006]
ChickenCurry
http://jinbish.mult...hotos/photo/8/3.jpg
Erm... Sorry? [Jinbish, Feb 03 2006]
uncanny
http://www.fenderfo...rphotos/?recid=6103
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Feb 04 2006]
[link]
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+ sounds like a dating agency. im sure we'll go out on one date and then by the end of the night she'll be rubbing up against my leg, then i'll put a bowl full of water out for her, put the collar on her, then she'll never return my calls. |
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might just drag a full-length mirror around on a leash. |
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You may find a chicken that looks like you, but you sure as heck ain't gonna find one that looks like me. |
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if you shift the order of the links, the last one could be
laying the second one.... |
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....which is probably why it looks frightened... :) |
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i'd be interested to find a piece of fried chicken that resembled me. maybe the effigy of colonel sanders materialising in the mashed potatoes and gravy also. |
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other variations - replica of your head found in a bag of
spuds, your ear as a potato crisp, your face in a slime
mould... bf you might also like my icon hunter |
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Does anyone else notice that a cat's bum looks like the
cross section of a cut banana - or do you just not like to
say? |
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We didn't and now we don't. |
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next you'll be wanting your wife as a fish. |
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In text form, [xenzag] bears more than a passing resemblance to [xandram]. But which one's the pet? |
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bf - I've ordered up the goldfish bowl, complete with
pirate's cave for herself to lurk in, reading and knitting
once the transformation is complete..... |
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I'm also contemplating the opposite i.e. my fish as a wife,
featuring herself walking around with her head in an
inverted water filled bowl, sporting a fish's pouting visage,
complete with bulging eyes, and flapping gills on her
cheeks. |
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See link - "DrCurry's Chicken...uh..cat"...uh... pekingese? |
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your fish as a wife. xenzag, that is truly mysterious. (eyebrow raised accordingly) |
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But what if I can't afford a white gorilla? |
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This all sounds like its coming out of the cats bum... |
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One of my earlier ideas (Coat Guttering - now deleted)
featured the mysterious 100 percent as a damp goat in
the annotations. I have it on good authority that the said
goat has dried out and now spends most of its time being
a hamster, frantically spinning its wheel, sweat lashing
from its brown pelt, only pausing to hungrily snap up the
odd bread crumb tossed casually in its direction :-) |
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I have an uneasy,creeping, feeling of horror that this agency would recommend one of those hairless cats as my "lookalike" pet. |
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Just a tip: DON'T Google for "Hairless Cats" if you want to hang on to your breakfast! |
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//Coat Guttering - now deleted// - Why? I figured that was a keeper. |
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wagster - coat guttering had to go, because it was
"moderated" as being too similar to an earlier posting - boo
hoo. |
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ConsulF - for even better examples, check out the work of
14th century artist Giuseppe Arcimboldo |
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2 fries - tossing you a juicy bone (not of fish variety) for
your link - made me laugh out loud - thanks for that -
brilliant. |
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Missed this one..... excellent + |
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I would very much like to see the results of this service as
applied to my arch-nemesis. I'm thinking it would come up
with some kind of cybernetic neoprene-clad
camel/alligator hybrid, but who knows? |
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