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Like the half keyboard -mouse but attaches to the penis with an adjustable ring to keep erect. The mouse uses a track-ball and the keyboard is ergonomically curved. The penis is inserted into a hollow with a ribbed condom insert for hygiene.
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<Insert joystick and spaceball joke here.> |
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O.k., then when watching porn your hands are free ... to do what? |
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haha you have trouble thinking about this subject |
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Marvellous invention, I'll take two please. |
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One more inflationary step towards sex with the computer. |
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Actually, not so much with as allowing the computer in between. |
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Thinking that size matters is a huge phallusy in the gaming industry. |
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"Well that should take care of the Gentlemen for a while." |
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"And now Phil, what do we have for the Ladies behind curtain number 2 ?" |
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The ladies can have a mousturbation mast. |
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Isn't the spelling: moisturbation -? Ah well, maybe I should review my choice of recreational literature. |
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