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Yeah, bet there's a Sanity Clause, too ... |
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Ah - "unicorn"! Now it makes sense. I thought they were
talking about eunuch horns. |
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I was thinking barleycorns (1/3 inches), which is the
measurement used for measuring shoe sizes. |
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I had a corn once..... to get rid of it required the same cure for that of a wart (which I've never had) - rub effected area with half of a potato; wrap up the potato half in brown paper and throw into back yard and allow to rot undisturbed; as potato rots, wart (or in my case corn) fades away. |
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Well yes, [xen], that makes perfect sense. |
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<wonders why [xen] hasn't entirely faded away by now, leaving only the corn/> |
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<wonders how you get rid of a potato> |
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There are a lot of french people wondering the same thing about M. Macron ... |
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Actually, thinking about it, it should be possible to
genetically modify a potato to produce both acetyl salicylic
acid and an antiviral. This would be perfect for our warty,
corny [xen]. |
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Not quite as perfect as breaking down the starch, converting it to cellulose, and then nitrating it ... |
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chinese took all the horns for medicine. And corns too
probably. And the potato.. massive hyperchondriacs |
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// massive hyperchondriacs // |
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//wonders how you get rid of a potato// |
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Simple. You hire some Ukranian girls to show up at its
house, and instigate a sting operation. |
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