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It’s a tough day at the office. You’re so busy you barely have time to eat, let alone cruise the internet. Then you get an email from a manager that is essentially a nonsensical paragraph of management-speak. A quick skim through it reveals nothing that can be recognised as a specific request, question
or command. You don’t have time for this!
Enter the Management-speak Auto Email Responder, or MAER for short. The MAER uses simple grammar rules to create structured sentences, using nouns, verbs etc. plucked from a lookup table, using random numbers to choose words. Naturally the lookup table would be comprised of nouns such as framework, player etc; verbs such as implement, facilitate, capture etc; adjectives such as key, high-level etc.
The MAER can be configured to respond to emails as flagged by the user, or for the more adventurous/busy worker, it can be set in fully-automatic mode, whereby it will detect an incoming management-speak email (matching words from its lookup table) and reply without any user input.
CorpSpeak Generator
http://www.lavarnd....i-bin/corpspeak.cgi
Generates random management-speak [Aq_Bi, Feb 02 2005]
Web Economy Bullshit Generator
http://dack.com/web/bullshit.html
Not as ambitious as [Aq_Bi]'s link [Detly, Feb 02 2005]
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I think it would cause difficult situations for the user. However, this is because I'm taking it dead seriously. I'd kill for one of these... [+] |
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