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1. On the bottom row of a sheet of bubble wrap, with a fine brush, paint a nipple on every second and third bubble.
2. On the row above, paint tiny eye brows, long-lashed eyes and red pouting or smiling lips on every third bubble (centered over the pair of boobles below).
3. On the same row, paint
nipples on the remaining bubbles.
4. Repeat 2 and 3 to the top of the sheet.
5. With a skin tone on the reverse side, booble wrap makes bawdy, 3D wallpaper or a titillating, audible futon.
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Interesting. Welcome back. + |
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Inflatable naked women are already baked. |
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[sartep & jon] Thanks, it's good to be back among the living and laughing. |
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Oh great, another open invitation to teens now school's nearly out... |
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(Nice to see you back, btw.) |
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6. Explain to wife/girlfriend/partner why you need to supplement their ample charms with plastic fake breasts..... |
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Otherwise, one could cut the bubble wrap into strips, roll up the strips and use them in a cap gun. |
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Hey, that's another great idea. |
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What? You don't do drawings anymore? : ) |
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I doubt doubly I'm done doing drawings. |
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Well, that's good to hear. <g> |
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Thanks for keeping us abreast of things. |
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