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In all their marketing, McDonald's employees are seen smiling.
In fact, their tag line is 'We love to make you smile.' This can't
be further from the truth. The employees always look super
pissed off. This makes not only for an unpleasant buying
experience but an unpleasant eating experience
as well. They
use the same hand to scoop your french fries and serve your
drinks with the same hand they accept your filthy money. This
is disgusting.
My idea would be to walk into a McDonald's, any McDonald's in
the city where you live, and to try to make the employees
smile. If they laugh, you get bonus points.
Tell a joke, do something funny, the point is is this: They're
not going to smile on their own. They need our help. They're
making minimum wage. I wouldn't smile either. It's up to us to
help them live up to their multi-million dollar advertising
campaign by making them smile. That way, perhaps, the
people who order after us will see them smile and think to
themselves, 'Hey, they really do smile.'
I'm Asian (but born and raised in Los Angeles, so I speak English
pretty fluently) so my first thought would be to go into a
McDonald's around my house and start talking pure gibberish
to the person working the counter. I'd really jumble it up so
as to make myself really incomprehensible. Then I'd mumble to
the person behind the counter that I want to speak to the
manager. The manager comes out and then I place my order,
but in perfect English. The manager gets mad at the employee
and that's when I yell, 'Just kidding.' I don't know if that's a
good one, but the point is is to get them to smile.
Happiest [fastfood] Place on Earth
http://www.inandout.com
IN-AND-OUT BURGER rules in all categories: customer service, cleanliness and taste. [iuvare, Feb 08 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]
Eric Schlosser: Fast Food Nation
http://www.amazon.c...95977894/halfbakery
I remember Schlosser on NPR mentioning in-and-out burger as the only fast food chain that actually tries to educate, pay decently, and keep their employees. [jutta, Feb 08 2001]
Developmentally Disabled Burger King Employee Only Competent Worker
http://www.theonion..._king_employee.html
From The Onion. Not necessarily tasteful. [Uncle Nutsy, Feb 08 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]
Teen Lands Job With Fortune 500 Company
http://www.theonion...teen_lands_job.html
Another Onion take on fast-food employment. [Uncle Nutsy, Feb 08 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]
Beating the service industry worker crunch!
http://www.brightid...-B2FC-92B391703103}
Idea by paddyreagan [LoriZ, Feb 08 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]
Fast-Food Purchase Seething With Unspoken Class Conflict
http://www.theonion..._food_purchase.html
Yet another Onion article, possibly the most relevant yet... [-alx, Feb 08 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]
Hamburger restaurant voting - Temporarily unavailable
http://www.mcdonald...comments/index.html
M'Ds customer comment site (buried under 1000 layers - grr.). I use these web services extensively, they don't take plastic. [reensure, Jan 26 2002]
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To really make a minimum-wage fast food drone smile either shoot the manager or give them a real job. |
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I don't think making the employees smile will make the eating experience any less unpleasant (unless you plan on eating food from someplace else) but I do agree that they deserve some cheering up. |
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15% N2O atmosphere in the restaurant. |
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just close your eyes when you order and pretend they are smiling... |
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F MacD's and go to IN-AND-OUT BURGER: the employees are genuinely pleasant, the restaraunts are the cleanest and the hamburgers are the best. |
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::LATER::
It also occured to me that, on Thanksgiving, all IN-AND-OUTs are closed and they post a sign which reads: "We will be closed on Thanksgiving so that our associates may spend time with their families." |
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Why do you go to McDonald's if you don't like eating there? |
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Hmm, why don't we just give all the Service Sector Wage Slaves happy pills - pure, uncut ecstasy - so that they grin in mindless oblivion 24/7. It'll be just like Brave New World. In fact, we could extend this practice to all the Third World sweat-shop workers in the pay of Gap, Adidas, and all those other Multinational Minions of Mammon. Yeah, let's put the cocaine back into Coca-Cola. |
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Screw the smiles. I'd settle for them having the competency to actually get my order right. Want to have fun? Go to McDonalds and order 30 cheeseburgers. (It helps if you are buying these for other people as well, or you might have food 'issues')Odds are good that you won't get the right number. |
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There is one employee you will never make smile: the cow. |
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What would make me smile is if they forced some of the customers to do my job for a few hours a day and see if they're still smiling afterwards. In most jobs, fast food notwithstanding, the number one cause of unpleasant employees is unpleasant customers. |
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better idea: get rid of the people at the counter. replace them with an atm-like interface. make everyone pay by atm/debit cards. have a picture of a smiling actor from their advertisements. your order comes out along a conveyor belt. a pleasant ordering experience.
i still wouldn't eat there until they do something about that so-called food |
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I'm surprised no one's posted "Make McDonald's Employees Simile" yet:
"Here are your fries. They're like deep-fried polystyrene" |
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anyone know why they are not willing to smile...any ppl from Mc Donalds know ?
Maybe a spliff or two and they'd smile at everything......though you probably wouldnt get served as they'd be talking to your order or doing other things you do when youre stoned- Roisin, kazs' sister |
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The reason they don't smile is because they have terrible jobs and McDonalds are sometimes lucky enough to have them turn up, let alone pretend to be cheerful. Because of this low attendance they can often be understaffed, making the job even worse. |
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When I visited Switzerland, I ashamedly went to McDonalds. The employees there seemed happy but I imagine that they were paid a little better than their American counter-parts since a Value Meal was like US$12 or something. Man, that was a lot to pay for a salty piece of a dead dairy cow. |
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In France I ordered pomme frites thinking it was french fries and instead it was an apple pie. I think the girl at the counter knew because she was laughing and giggling a lot or maybe it was my exagerated French accent. Either way, I have inadvertantly succeeded at this idea. BTW: potato is pomme de terre (apple of the earth), I guess I should have known that in France, French fries are just fries (frites) |
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(In reference to my earlier note) That being said, I think anything that breaks the tedium would be a blessing. |
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I recall that a strategic facial injection of Botulinum (???) toxin will produce a permanent smile... |
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A sufficiently large injection of botulinum *anywhere* will produce a permanent grin. |
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I think Paris is the perfect place to see how synthetic McDonalds is. People can see for themselves that the "French" fries they offer are not French and all the changes to menu that McDo needed to make to ensure their food is acceptable. Before McDonalds was allowed to open in Paris there was a lot of concern about the inclusion of McJobs to the French employment market. |
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I loved the class conflict article from the Onion, by the way and this sums up some of the issues behind this. I generally find myself cringing when I visit McDonalds because often the "senior" employees are taking the Micheal out of their subordinates. |
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It's not a good idea to try and make pissed off eople smile. They are more likely to go postal and shoot the place up. Trust me I was employed by the 'wendy's' chain for a while before i joined the marines. RIP dave thomas. Try and make a pissed off marine cook smile and your likely to get an ass whuppin you won't sure forget. |
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I think the food the Parisian McDonald's serve is better than that I find in the U.S. Maybe it's my imagination, but the stuff seems to taste better. I've not seen many unfriendly Mcd's employees, either. Maybe I just don't get out often enough. |
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And they serve beer and cigs. But having worked in a McDs I can safely say nothing will make the employees smile, not even extra gold stars for doing so. |
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what iuvare offered is (ahem) sound advice. |
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The burgers in Amsterdam seem to taste nicer than the ones in the UK (and this was before I tryed their other delicacies). They seemed to be freshly prepared as opposed to usual mush. |
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MaccyDees was my first "Job"; I left after 3 weeks. |
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At first it was great to have free lunch and unlimited free drinks, but you try and smile when you're stuck in the back (Un-airconditioned) cooking Double Cheesburgers. Then being shouted at for adding THREE slices of rubbery pickle anstead of the usual 2! I'm not really sure WHY it was so miserable-the boss who had the breath of a horses arse or being asked to get more patties out of the -40C fridge every 10 mins!!! |
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Employees don't have TIME to smile anymore...if they ever did. We did the drive-thru and apparently our meal wasn't ready in time so we got a coupon for a free Big Mac. The coupon says.."Sorry for the wait, we have taken longer than 30 seconds. Please accept this free Big Mac to be used during a future visit." Now that's fast food...whether it is edible or not is another story. |
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Was out at McD's a while back with a few friends - F1 commented "Why does the service here always suck..." and went on for a few minutes... F2 replied "For the money they're getting paid, you're lucky they're probably not spitting in it." - A perfect summation in my book. |
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bris... so is the MacDonald's story from "Pulp Fiction" true then? |
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Bob, it's actually 'we love to see you smile' in the US, too. D-eschew was incorrect. |
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There's a shortcoming here. There's no way to guarantee that they'll actually smile.
I've got the solution. Leap up over the counter, get behind the cashier, grab thier cheeks from behind, (the higher set of cheeks, mind you), and pull up. Instant smile, whether they want to or not. |
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Or, since they 'love to see us smile,' take a picture of yourself smiling, and blow it up to lifesize. Tape it to your head when you walk in. |
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Look up the percentage of overweight American's in particular and recall McDonald's began in America. I think that is about enough McDonald's. A pleasant evening to you all. |
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When I work at my storefront in the mall, everybody there, and actually most of the rest of the mall employees, eat in the Food Court quite often. Matter of fact, everyone from the nearest front to me ("5-7-9," a clothing store specializing in teeny tiny teens' clothing) eats at Burger King every day. Only about three of the people I know well in the mall are at all overweight. Fast food is not a surefire path to massive obesity; just fast food in huge quantities at once. |
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Did you know that bowel cancer is almost unknown amongst vegetarians? that makes me smile. |
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Let us recall the age range and hence recall that these "teeny tiny teenies" are that way because they have high metabolism's. You will soon see their pudge form. |
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Look I work at McDonalds and if you were me you wouldn't smile either. I would have to say for about the first half of my shift I am generally in a great mood but then you have customers who come through and feel that they need to yell at you and make you feel like shit. So if we aren't smiling maybe it is because we just got an asshole for a customer before you. And if you really want to make a McDonalds employee smile... offer them a job that pays more and a job that they can have some integrity at. That would make me smile. |
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No no no no. I don't want my fast food worker types smiling.
Some years ago, I went to a Burger King in Aberdeen, Scotland, looking for something to eat that wasn't made of fish or oil or granite. I was served by a girl whose expression of abject misery was so ingrained and powerful you could almost *taste* it in the air. Honestly, I had and have never seen anyone so utterly unhappy in my entire life. Her name was [name withheld]. I kept the receipt from that transaction - still have it - to remind myself that however bad my life is, however much I feel like everything has turned to shit, I can never - *never* - be as unhappy as that poor girl. |
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//There is one employee you will never make smile: the cow.----- Vance //
Now they've got soy burgers. Or is that what they've been serving all along? |
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Like your "site/whatever". You Brits are so colorful. Disappointed with your comment about how you "don't like my servers smiling" (paraphrase). |
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You said you were a professional 'type' (as opposed to a fast food worker 'type'). Take sirrobin's advice. Offer the poor thing a job. |
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//colorful// That's a euphemism, right? <g>
//Offer the poor thing a job// Alas, this was years ago when I, too, was a service industry drone and unable to offer her any sort of employment. Anyway, I just looked her name up on google and it appears that there is a [name withheld], currently doing quite nicely at the University I live near. Perhaps I should contact her and see if she is my miserable waitron of yesteryear. Perhaps not. |
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[mfy] If by euphemism you mean veiled anything then no. If you mean double meaning then yes. I think you meant the 2nd mostly but not solely because of the <g>. The <g> was appreciated. Otherwise, I would think you were one of the ironicly but not surprisingly thin-skinned mean-spirited types and were offended. |
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As to the find & seek, offer you should. IF you could now offer her something. If nothing else a good laugh about it. Because sadly, she may still be at it/something like it. Depending on where you start from you may be stuck there. If here attitude was that bad she was probably a lifer. If not, god help the people her degree will give her authority over. |
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The full name sounds plausibly common. Get to work. Keep me posted by e- if you take up the challenge. |
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P.S. Keep in the pink. Spread it around. |
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[bristolz] + on the restraint with your suggestion to mfy . I was 100/0 then 75/25 now 50/50. See! I can have my mind changed by you, etc. when you are being cool. |
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Well, so I'm cool now. I guess all that remains is to figure out what the hell you mean. |
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Without actually knowing anything about it firsthand, I guarantee you McDonalds' employees aren't allowed to keep tips. Putting money in their pockets while at the register is grounds for dismissal, I'm very sure. |
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You aren't "cool -now-" (general) you were -being- cool (specific). A little positive reinforcement. No need to be snippy/dripping in sarcasm. Also, Why do you dwell on the worst? Even if you didn't take that in the spirit it was meant, I also said your restrained opinion was having some influence on me. |
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If you've ever worked in hospitality/retail/food service you will fully understand how workers feel. |
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If you get a bitchy customer you can garuntee they've never spent a day in their life in a customer-oriented business of any kind. |
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People frequently return to their former retail workplaces bearing firearms and bloodlust as a result of the kind of stress you get. |
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Despite some brilliant staff training and motivation incentives in most businesses today (short of amphetamines), the smile lasts all of a few days. After a while you realise that hospitality is for robots not humans and that customers are terrible, not staff, as television would have you believe. |
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It's worse when you own or manage a business, you end up employing more assitant managers to distance yourself from customers and employees. I had a 1/3 stake in a cafe and at one point I avoided being on shop floor for three whole months to avoid punching people.... and i'm not a violent person. |
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IT is a much better industry, you can spend all day doing three hours work and charge an outragous overvalued rate. Be sure to run over-budget and over-time to make it more convincing. |
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In college some friends of mine and I (all very baked)
decided to try to get free fries by serenading the workers
at the local Jack in the Crotch. We comandeered a table
and drummed, played a guitar and sang for at least half an
hour, before the manager asked us to stop. Never got
any fries, but did get everyone to smile. Many of those
present (not I) went on to form a good but too short-lived
band. |
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If you're looking for a "good time" in McDonalds, throw your pickle onto the wall and have a pickle race. Then laugh as you see the staff clean it up |
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I think you missed the point [Hubned] this idea/rant is to get employees to smile, not yourself. |
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Just read alx's link. Fantastic stuff.
I don't go into McDonald's myself but, if I did, I'm sure that their employees, just like everyone else in the world, would be more likely to smile if you smiled at them first, talked politely and treated them with a bit of respect. |
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Well said, Bob. They don't look pissed off for nothing. I'm surprised there aren't more suicides among them. Now I thjink of it, they must get that meat from somewhere... |
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What egbert said DrBob said. |
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In all of our local McDonalds, smiles are right there on the menu. If you want a smile, order one. they are listed as 'free'. The catch is that usually those who order smiles are joking around and are being nice to the staff anyway, so the staff smile back anyway. Those that ask for a smile and are still being arseholes, usually get a sarcastic grin with a hint of rage. |
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I would just like to state that as a McDonald's employee, I fully disagree. |
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Maybe my restaurant is a different story, but we're all smiles. |
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We're all friends and we are great with our service so we only get a hanfdul of complaints every day. |
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I, personally, am smiling about 80% of the time. The rest of the time, I'm just at a neutral grin sorta thing. |
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It is not an overall McDonald's thing. It happens with specific restaurants and is most likely due to bad crew morale created by bad managereal morale. |
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For reference, I am an 18 year old male who is attending university with entrance scholarships, in case refuters wanted to throw in some stereotypes |
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So yeah. Any restaurant will suffer unpleasant employees if the management is not leading properly. |
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Maybe my demographic is different, I am from eastern Canada afterall. Our customers are probably nicer. ^_^;; |
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Being from Canada is cheating. |
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I think I win-I went thru the driveup and they had a nasty nasty man taking the orders-he was shouting and then leaned out the window and shouted at me as I pulled up to the driveup window to pay-he startled me so badly I had a brief lapse of attention and the cement pole 2inches in front of his window destroyed my sideview mirrow. That made him smile... |
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The funny thing is, that man was actually DracuJesus... |
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Sounds too much like something the joker would do.. |
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