Make-a-Face Mask

A great product is the Make-a-Face Mask for getting back at idiots in traffic, imbeciles at work and morons on TV (or the internet). Disgust and paralyze your antagonists with exaggerated sneers and inflated smirks.

The crystal clear, plastic rectangle with rounded corners and nose notch is hinged to clamps that snugly fasten to the bottom edges of your spectacles or sunglasses. Flipped up, it’s almost invisible – flipped down and you’re free to bend your nose, flatten your cheeks, snarl your lips and swivel your tongue against its surface.

Included free are twenty dry wipes for easy after-scowl removal of lipstick, nose oil and raspberry spittle.