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Magnetic Monopole Monocycle Kit
The First In a Full Line of Monopole Product Kits, such as Magnetic Monopole Monopants, Magnetic Monopole Mano-A-Mano Meat Cleaver, Magnetic Monopole Muffins, Magnetic Monopole Movies | |
This idea takes magnetic monopoles to the next level. If you build it, they will come! I will not soil my brain cells on a trifling detail such as coming up with a sack full of magnetic monopoles, since some of the finest brain cells on earth are already toiling away on that task. The problem is most
magnetic monopoles will not hang around if there is nothing for them to do.
But no more!
GROGco is now providing complete kits, ready to assemble (think Heathkit, without the time machine required for the more exotic bits) --- simply add magnetic monopoles into the prearranged paper forms and in no time at all you'll have a fully functional magnetic monopole product.
You will be the envy of your friends when you show up wearing your GROGco Magnetic Monopants, riding up to the drive in window at Bob's Big Burger Bastion on your GROGco Magnetic Monocycle.
Not sold in stores.
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probably difficult to describe the idea in a monosyllabic fashion. |
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* AS SEEN ON THE HALFBAKERY *
Your ad...instead of *As Seen on TV*. |
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So this is what pole pants really meant, and we all missed the brilliance of it! |
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You guys crack me up... but seriously (as if)... the GROGco Reasearch Wing is furiously scribbling notes on every yellow sticky in the complex while the GROGco Dubiously Legal Arm Twisting Department is drawing up Non-Compete Contracts for all of you... |
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