h a l f b a k e r yI CAN HAZ CROISSANTZ?
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To celebrate the first moon landings, shave your head and
have one of Nasa's famous detailed black and white images
of the moon tattooed on the resulting curved expanse of
bare skin.
The more adventurous can have a miniature docking
station orbiting their lunar artwork. This is acheived via
a
sucker (containing a tiny motor) that sticks to the top of
the head. An almost invisible wire tethers the orbitor and
ensures it rotates at a suitable speed and distance from
the lunar surface.
A microscopic replica Apollo 11 lunar lander attached to
the head completes the celebration.
Delux version features lighting up module that also emits
celestial bleeping sounds.
Nasa Moon Pic
https://www.federal...to-learn-about-moon
resulting tattoo looks like this image [xenzag, Jul 13 2019]
[link]
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<Obligatory Obi Wan Kenobi quote> |
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" That's no moon…it's a space station. " |
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< Obligatory Obi Wan Kenobi quote/> |
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Most people have dents and bumps on their skulls. It should
be possible to rotate the image so that they line up with lunar
topographic features. |
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Nice camouflage for aging, if I make it to eighty. |
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Step One: Find a sucker... |
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Ha. That's easy. I have a drawer full of them. |
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Step one: Replace skull cap with hollow titanium shell... |
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To gain an impression of the likely appearance of the tattoo, a kippah printed with a lunar image could be worn. |
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How about an OLED display toque or similar hat? |
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