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It looks and works like an ordinary chainsaw. After cutting down trees all day, the lumberjack/jill connects the chainsaw to the bike frame and back wheel to power him/her homeward. Care should be taken to avoid a loose pant leg coming in contact with the chain.
Can't ride 'em...
http://www.powertooldragraces.com/
...yet!
[ato_de, May 18 2005]
Not quite what you mean.
http://images.googl...en%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, May 18 2005]
Recording of the lumberjack bike theme song
http://humor.about....ry/sounds/blmp3.htm
[normzone, May 18 2005]
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While I don't care about the safety aspect of this invention, I do find the lack of horsepower troubling. |
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Also, the actual connecting of the chain to a drive sprocket would be too much of a pain in the ass. |
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Enter quickconnects and problem solved in a jiffy .. that is, in a snap. |
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I think I saw this on a lottery ad once. Or maybe it was an ad for an impotence pill. |
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Right, in heels, nylon stockings, a lacy bra and a hockey mask. |
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Yes, with American and British suspenders (braces & garter) and a belt. You can never be too careful. |
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OH MY GAWD (and I never thought I would say AH MY GAWD) I just got to download a whole bunch of songs! Including my all time favourite galaxy song. Thank you soooo much [normzone] ! |
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Probably cheaper to just buy a moped and haul the chainsaw on the luggage rack. |
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