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At the very center of the table lies Azathoth, The Nuclear Chaos,
the
Demon Sultan. Horrible tentacles radiate from this writhing mass
and grip the sides of the revolving Lazy Susan that it rests on.
Cthulhu himself rests next to Azathoth. Ph'nglui! The god-priest
sits
on his vast stone
throne, gripping a great basin in his evil claws.
Anyone who lays their eyes on this eldritch water jug skirts the
grip
of madness.
Yog-Sothoth himself serves as plate and saucer for the screaming
diners. Every bite of food eaten off his gleaming skin increases
their
desperate blubbering.
Nyarlathotep has taken the form of man, and his arms extend far
above his grinning face. Use them as tongs at your own risk--for
you
may never escape his grasp once you are within his reach.
The Deep Ones fill with your drink. Will you raise your lips to
them?
The Elder Things, with their freakish five-pointed heads, lie in
different positions for you to skewer, slice, and scoop your food
using their shriveled bodies. The Mi-Go, ghastly fungoid intruders
from the planet of Yuggoth, dispense salt and pepper.
Pass the Shoggoth!
dagonbytes
http://www.dagonbyt...elibrary/lovecraft/
The Lovecraft Mythos [8th of 7, Sep 26 2009]
H.P.Lovecraft
http://en.wikipedia.../wiki/H.P.Lovecraft
Biography [8th of 7, Sep 26 2009]
Eldritch Baseball
Eldritch_20Baseball
F***n' Ftagn! [bungston, Sep 29 2009]
Fiction by yours truly
http://www.beerhall...s/Bungston/one.html
It takes a while to get to the shoggothy bits. [bungston, Sep 29 2009]
The Gastronome Codex
The_20Gastronome_20Codex
Perfect accompaniment. [DrBob, Oct 01 2009]
[link]
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Pah! A writer of adolescent piffle. |
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(Howie Lovecraft, that is, not Dr.W.) |
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As a great fan of the Mythos, I must object, [Maxwell]. |
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Well, fair enough. I don't see it myself. Anyone who can
seriously say "We live on a placid island of ignorance in the
midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we
should voyage far." is not in my good books, frankly. |
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He always struck me as the sort of thing you'd get if you
crossed an angstish goth with a rural vicar. |
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//the sort of thing you'd get if you crossed an angstish goth with a rural vicar.// |
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Wait; I can feel an eldritch Ealing Comedy coming on. |
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..... the whole grim scene being illuminated by the eerie , purplish light emanating from the "Shining Trapezohedron" low energy light fitting .... |
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Is this anything to do with 'World of Warcraft'?
As a 4 year wow vet, I have no idea what you are talking
about! |
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So that's where you've been. Are you in rehab now? |
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Yeah, cravings occasionally return, but I have been 'clean' 3
months now! |
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Is this the dinner service used at Miskatonic University faculty convivia ? If so, it should include a sprayer (of chased silver) suitable for dispensing the Powder of Ibn Ghazi. |
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But of course. The main course is devolved human
quadruped flesh (a la "The Rats in the Walls"). After dinner
we will be enjoying a thematic reading of the Necronomicon
by none other than William Shatner himself. |
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You know those devolved human quadrupeds must have been super tasty, because goats would have been a lot less trouble. |
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//Wait; I can feel an eldritch Ealing Comedy coming on.//
'Oh, Mr Cthulhu!' perhaps? |
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// none other than William Shatner himself // |
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"The Horror, The Horror........" |
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There was a book, "Samurai Cat", that I found amusing. It mentioned a god called Thpaghetti-Thoth. |
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That book sounds really interesting after a cursory
google—I'll
have to check it out. It's just that the title reminds
me a bit too much of the
dreaded Samurai Pizza Cats. |
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