Lovecraftian Table Settings

At the very center of the table lies Azathoth, The Nuclear Chaos, the Demon Sultan. Horrible tentacles radiate from this writhing mass and grip the sides of the revolving Lazy Susan that it rests on.

Cthulhu himself rests next to Azathoth. Ph'nglui! The god-priest sits on his vast stone throne, gripping a great basin in his evil claws. Anyone who lays their eyes on this eldritch water jug skirts the grip of madness.

Yog-Sothoth himself serves as plate and saucer for the screaming diners. Every bite of food eaten off his gleaming skin increases their desperate blubbering.

Nyarlathotep has taken the form of man, and his arms extend far above his grinning face. Use them as tongs at your own risk--for you may never escape his grasp once you are within his reach.

The Deep Ones fill with your drink. Will you raise your lips to them? The Elder Things, with their freakish five-pointed heads, lie in different positions for you to skewer, slice, and scoop your food using their shriveled bodies. The Mi-Go, ghastly fungoid intruders from the planet of Yuggoth, dispense salt and pepper.

Pass the Shoggoth!