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Londonatomy
Every notable anatomical feature of the human body along the Thames | |
Freshly inspired by Ian Tindale's most excellent second
London
Eye, the good citizens of the world's capital city have
decided
to display the entire spectrum of human features along the
length of River Thames.
Beginning with the enchanted hair forest, which is a great
mound of entangled
vines, followed by the twin eyes, we
come to the nostrils of perpetual dribbling, sneezing and
sniffing. Near these is the ear of deafness, in which is
stored
all the echoing voices that Tony Bair refused to hear when
he
was deciding to invade Iraq. Further along we enter the
mouth of consumption in which begins a giant slalom leading
the wondrous visitor along a convoluted, clear plastic
intestinal tube that meanders out into the dreary suburbs,
where they are finally deposited behind the flats in some
rancid backwater estate.....
Gotcher campus right here.
Anatomically_20Correct_20Campus
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jan 13 2006]
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I am reminded of Rowan Atkinson's manic French architect on Not the Nine O'Clock News, claiming the British were obsessed with buildings that looked like body parts, e.g. Nelson's Column (Pah!) |
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[miasere] 3 including the Millenium Dome! We just need a second dome, and a big bra to put them both in..... |
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[Minimal], you could perhaps use the Albert Hall as the other one, and be a bit like the famous young girl from Devizes. |
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Heh - Shepherdess's Bush. |
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//famous young girl from Devizes.//
Not heard of this, sounds like a limerick.. |
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The famous young girl from Devizes,
Was so famous for causing Surprises,
She once stuck a watch,
In a gentlemans crotch,
So now it just ticks when it Rises. |
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Some more London bodyparts... |
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Kneesden
The Naval (Oval)
Arsenal
The "Testicle"
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There was a young girl from Devizes,
Whose breast were different sizes,
The left one was small
(almost nothing at all)
But the right one was large, and won prizes. |
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There was a young barmaid from
Hayle
On whose breasts was the
price of Pale Ale
And on her
behind
For the sake of the
blind
Was the same information in
Braille |
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I read this as Londonotomy, which I thought might be the surgical removal of London from England. It might be replaced by a large dome, or perhaps a Londonostomy bag. |
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I read it as Londonabotomy. |
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Perhaps Class will come to me
a gift from across the sea
My demon lover soon departs
She says comes class in proper shoping carts
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Iraq, the flaq & flag protrudes
kevlar fails & friends, family we lose
100 to 1 and 1 in 5
Rest my soul, my cousin's safe
Home again, though I'd've gone
Afghan's mountain's impossible
The same as you it's our dreams we hold! |
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WTF happend to the conclusion? JHC! I'd never dare post this crap without the conclusion! |
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Freyuiken Grengar! It was there, crystal clear, & biting. FUck you whoever busted it dead. Lucky for you it's escaped my headl. |
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