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Being a llama herder is pretty dull. Llamas are fairly docile to the extent that llama trekking, going hiking while accompanied by a llama, is an accepted form of relaxing holiday. Being a llama herder is pretty much that, all day, every day.
Clearly there is a market opportunity to provide llama
herders with something a bit more interesting, so BorgCo are planning to offer a range of exciting activity holidays which will no doubt appeal to overly relaxed herdspeople. Two weeks in the currency dealing room of a major international bank; seemingly endless night shifts in a hospital ER in a major city; try your hand at air traffic control (learn as you go).
Afterwards you'll be glad to get back to those boring llamas ...
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Would you be woken each day by an allama clock? [+] |
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//Two weeks in the currency dealing room// exchanging
pounds for Dalais, presumably. |
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// exchanging pounds for Dalais // |
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That pun is Nepal-ling ... |
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The great thing about the llama herding holidays is that on
the fourth day of the hike, you're allowed to eat the llama.
Apparently. |
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So, what do you eat when you're hitch-hiking, [MB]? |
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//The great thing about the llama herding holidays
is that on the fourth day of the hike, you're
allowed to eat the llama.// That's an alpaca and
not a llama. It's an easy mistake, often made, but
you can remember the right version in future by
thinking of the words: "al-pack-a-lunch before I set
off". |
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To be eaten "al-fresco" ... ? |
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From [8th of 7] the experienced llama herder with first world problems. |
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I herd air traffic control is the most stressful job... Is there a list somewhere? |
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How much would it cost? I bet we'd get fleeced. |
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Sorry, the prices are a bit woolly at the moment. |
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