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When you next buy a hamster wheel, buy it's matching human equivalent at the Live Like Your Pets store.
Marvel at the range of human sized ladders, wheels, play huts and chews, crafted exactly like their miniature equivalents. Be impressed with the giant water bottles and food bowls.
But why would
you want to live like your pet? Well, it's great physical exercise. Plus it's fun. Plus, you'll bond better with your pet, and it will be easier to teach them to do tricks through accurate demonstration.
I want a 6ft sunken plastic pirate ship for the bathroom...
(?) Good enough for Rob Schnider, good enough for me.
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[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 09 2006]
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Fantastic! I want a big hamster wheel in my house now please. |
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Baked. I already have a large mirror in my living room. And newspaper on the floor. |
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It's not my turn to clean out the litter tray again is it? |
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Brilliant! I'll take a sunny window, twenty hour a day naps, and regular massage. I have cats. |
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No one is tugging on my tities, in an attempt to secrete milk and fill a bucket. |
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+....just don't make me eat that canned cat food! |
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Hey, I know where to get some leashes and collars. Not sure about the sunken pirate ship, though. |
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<jams nose into neighbour's crotch, flops on back, peeing into the air with excitement, rushes into neighbour's yard and dives into pool, chewing on $900 automatic pool cleaner, spots large water dragon atop compost heap, exits pool and dives into compost, digs franticly spraying compost into pool, flies off into neighbour's house in persuit of terrified water dragon, knocks potplants over as skids muddy body across tiles and into lounge room, meets neighbour's wife and politely requests biscuits.. > |
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What was the idea again? + |
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Great! Imagine turning up to a party in a Roaming Human Bowl. |
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Odd, but whenever I go into the bathroom, there's a six foot tall diver in there. |
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[Consul] Your anno is so woofin good (slobber) big wet drooling kiss for you! |
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// ... dog ... vet ... fingers ... bum ... Not
sure I want to go through that.// What -
as a vet or a dog? |
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I have eaten my share of alfalfa, but I'm not much for sleeping outdoors in the rain. |
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And I'm very particular about who I let tie me up in leather. |
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Bun. When I was a kid I had the obligatory pet hamster and was always massively jealous of its cute modular housing and scurry-tunnel up to its turret bedroom. |
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I also wouldn't say no to someone to play with my ears whilst lying in front of the fire watching The Simpsons (we have a dog). |
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<avoids temptation to mention parrots> |
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