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Attempts to clear up grainy, black and white CCTV footage to identify offenders is not easy. So, I was thinking just ask the little men in camera to identify the criminal.
This then brings up the problem of a witness protection scheme. I'm thinking a heavily armoured matchbox that lives in the waistcoat
pocket of a witness protection officer, and a fenced-off toadstool with armed guards in a secluded glade for a rural hideout.
table dancing rugby
tabledancing_20rugby
[not_morrison_rm, Jun 03 2012]
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I know some of those mushrooms look very similar, but it's
important not to confuse them. Now go sit in a comfy chair
until the hallucinations subside. Try to stay hydrated, and
think peaceful thoughts. |
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How do you know that the little men that live in the camera aren't in league with the crooks ? |
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In the context of the delusional paradigm, I expect they've
signed sworn affidavits to record only what they see,
without alteration or omission, to the best of their ability,
so help them Dog. |
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//the little men that live in the camera aren't in league with the crooks |
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That's the point, to give the little men a way to tell the truth without getting the old "you know that little man who testified? He sleeps with the plankton now" line. |
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Someone's been reading Pratchett? |
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That was my first thought as well, but no mention of imps. |
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But no, little men make a fairly regular appearance here, the first recorded would be po, Nov 10 2001 with tabledancing rugby. <sound effect of buck being passed> |
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