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You've probably got a lambswool jumper, especially if living in London. Can get quite chilly.
Wearing a lambswool jumper can keep the draft out to some extent, however what is needed is a real lamb attachment.
A small lamb which occompanies the jumper,attached to the woolen yarns at certain places,
eg: the neck attached to the sleeve, as a natural leash?
The little lamb will be your littel companion in times of cold, a hugable little animal that feels as comfortable in your arms as it would in its mothers'. Obviously excusing the treatment and maufacturing of the wool.
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Mary had a little lamb, blah, blah, blah - wasn't this what got Marie Antionette into all that trouble...? |
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The idea is "Snuggle up to your livestock?" Your grammar school teachers should be so ashamed right now. |
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