Based on the proven fact that house cats eat their
owners when they die if nobody else shows up to feed
them, usually within the next 24 hours. Cats arent
terribly sentimental.
But just because your cats are going to eat you when you
die, no
reason why the litter box containing your remains
can't
be a
place of dignity.
The "Rest-In-Peace Litter-Box" (tm) features a beautiful
tombstone
with your name carved on it so you'll be remembered. At
least you would be if your cats could read. "Cat Lover: Passed On: Jan 15, 2XXX, Passed Again On Jan 16, 2XXX"
For a fancier resting place, we offer the enclosed litter
box
mausoleum. Give your cats some privacy as they lay
you
to
rest.