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Based on the proven fact that house cats eat their
owners when they die if nobody else shows up to feed
them, usually within the next 24 hours. Cats aren’t
terribly sentimental.
But just because your cats are going to eat you when you
die, no
reason why the litter box containing your remains
can't
be a
place of dignity.
The "Rest-In-Peace Litter-Box" (tm) features a beautiful
tombstone
with your name carved on it so you'll be remembered. At
least you would be if your cats could read. "Cat Lover: Passed On: Jan 15, 2XXX, Passed Again On Jan 16, 2XXX"
For a fancier resting place, we offer the enclosed litter
box
mausoleum. Give your cats some privacy as they “lay”
you
to
rest.
The perfect accessory to go with this.
Your_20Dead_20Body_...20Cat_20Food_20Dish
[doctorremulac3, Feb 20 2022]
"Oh Cuddles, you've came to be with me in my final moments!"
https://www.google....3360&shem=abme,trie
"Cat lover passed peacefully in his sleep surrounded by his loved ones." [doctorremulac3, Feb 20 2022, last modified Oct 11 2024]
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