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A computer that teaches the meanings of some computer terms to people who are slightly slow at grasping them...
To open a window - you wind down a car window that is covering the screen...
If the computer crashes - the ropes it is suspended by swing it into the wall...
When you press the
eject button - the CD shoots out of the top of the computer leaving a trail of smoke (think ejector seat) and then slowly floats down to the ground...
To burn a CD - we see smoke and flames pouring out of the cd drive...
(This poor idea is just in computer - someone please help me find it a loving subcategory)
OpenVMS Help,Documentation,Links
http://wwwvms.mppmu.mpg.de/vmsdoc/
I don't know jack about OpenVMS, but my fondest memory of VAX/VMS 5.4 is the online help and usually even command strings being in English. [LoriZ, Jan 06 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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nobody say anything about opening a widow pleese |
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could have happened to anyone - I blame the keyboard... |
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Up for grabs:
Boot
Defrag
Mount
Cut
Paste
Point
Click
Log on
Log off |
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Book: the computer grows arms and picks itself up onto the desk. |
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Mount: it nails the drive to a wall |
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Cut: lasers cut the text off of the monitor. |
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Past: the glass is glued on again |
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Click: a group of wannabe's from the local high school enter the room. |
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Log on: A log falls onto the computer and you carve your name is. |
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Log off: you push the log off. |
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Defrag: all the keys fall off the keyboard, and are rearranged in alphabetical order. |
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