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Its like the icecream man, but who sells liquor and cigars for the adult population.
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Sounds nice, but I think you will find it contravenes local law in most areas. |
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Liquor Man....I keep reading one of the other ideas here as Invisible Drinking Partner.
If Liquor Man comes around on Sundays I'm all for it. |
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Only as long as he has an equally catchy jingle as the icecream man. [+] |
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(Side Note: Eddie Murphy has a hilarious stand up skit about the ice cream man.) |
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//sells liquor and cigars// A highly flammable combination to be sure. [+] |
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"I calls my man Drambuie"
"In't that some kind of fancy Liquor?"
"YEAAHH!" |
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"Can you hear that wobbling, slurring jingle?" |
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"Yeah! It's the liquor man!" |
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This is a cosy halfway house that exists between the polarised reality of ice cream vans which, experience tells me, have cornered the market in selling (a) ice cream and (b) controlled substances of a mind-altering nature. |
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Interesting point [calum] - isn't alcohol a (partially) controlled mind-altering substance? |
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He should sell porn and condoms too. |
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