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When women drink their morning cup of coffee, it is often on the commute to work. This, of course, is after they have applied their lipstick, and upon arrival to work there is both a lipstick stain on the mug and the woman must reapply her lipstick.
So why not create a cup with an interchanagble outer
ring of the preferred shade of lipstick? Its chemical composition would have to be heat tolerant so the coffee doesn't melt it. The upper lip is not an issue, as it doesn't typically touch the mug and hence loose its lipstick.
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"Who's lipstick is that on your collar?!"
"I had to borrow Jenna's from across the hall..." |
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Besides, wouldn't that affect the flavor of the liquid being consumed - and you'd have to reapply the lipstick on the mug after regular use. You'd wind up with lipstick on your tongue, teeth, etc. There's nothing more hooker-ish looking than lipstick on your teeth ... |
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Been out in drag lately, [Lbaf]? |
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The track isn't open yet ... still too cold ... |
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Given the "Got Milk?" effect, why not just drink lipstick-colored coffee? |
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Thats a GENIUS idea for a fake moustache applicator, DrC! |
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Caffeine impregnated lipstick? |
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Caffeine injections? Put on your lipstick after you drink your coffee? |
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The best application of this is for pranking people who don't wear lipstick. |
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At least if somebody stole your
mug you'd know who it was thanks
to their red lower lip. |
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What's next? Eyeshadow
binoculars? Oh wait, that's baked. |
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