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Limbs under Limbs

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No more messy roll-ons or sprays! Buy a box of Smell-less Spruce, Armpit Fir or Fragrant Yew, today.

Each half-inch tree cutout hangs by a thread from a tiny plastic clasp. Raise your arm, clamp one onto some hairs and smell like a Christmas tree, all year around.

—FarmerJohn, Mar 30 2003

Pine nourishment tips (about halfway down) http://vancouverhik...erhiking2/id32.html
[FarmerJohn, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

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       the cat would play with it <g>
—po, Mar 30 2003
   

       TACKY!
—futurebird, Mar 30 2003
   

       This needs a sketch.   

       Could I get pits smelling of New Car?
—friendlyfire, Mar 30 2003
   

       Can I add this to the next edition of “Case Studies in Marketing Disasters”?
—pluterday, Mar 30 2003
   

       2fsoahm: This will have to suffice for your mind's eye.   

       ff: Or smelling of pit stops.   

       pd: After the neutral vote, we'll instead start promoting tiny fluffy dice on strings.
—FarmerJohn, Mar 30 2003
   

       FJ: ignore me and I will sulk.
—po, Mar 30 2003
   

       p: //the cat would play with it <g>// Sorry, I interpreted that as a statement of fact. That's good, yes? A catnip conifer?
—FarmerJohn, Mar 30 2003
   

       (runs and hides)
—Cedar Park, Mar 31 2003
   

       Did you ever eat a pine tree?
—roby, Mar 31 2003
   

       Many parts are edible, Euell.
—bristolz, Mar 31 2003
   

       roby: Not that I know of, but I linked a four course, survival, pine picnic.
—FarmerJohn, Mar 31 2003
   


 

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