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Like-a-Card?
business cards when you offer when you want to be left alone | |
A range of business cards guaranteed to deter persistent
salespersons. On meeting such an individual, you quickly don a
latex glove, before reaching into your wallet to extend your
Like-a-Card, which you carefully drop, using a pair of tweezers
into a sealable plastic envelop.
Cards would
have fictitious company names and operative
descriptions that fall into two broad camps: The scary - e.g.
Ebola Leakage Management Inc. (Handling Control), or Toxic
Animal Rendering (Equipment Cleaner), and the surrealist - e.g.
Exhumations Strippa Theme (Dancer) or Hairy Elbow Wrangler.
If this does not get rid of them, then they actually deserve
your attention.
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Crafty self-defence for the yuppie. I like it. [+] |
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Effort Syndrome Personal Sports Trainer |
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Spurious cards with fictional information have long been marketed as novelty items, or to dissuade would-be suitors in singles bars. |
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I totally fail to see why they would deter salespeople. |
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