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Light Bars
targeted light, affecting alcohol consumption. | |
The pub lighting system that fools people into thinking they
are more pissed than they are.
The pub can sell rubbishy low alcohol beers and spirits and
the like but the
punters get totally smashed and can even drive home.
no bother.
I envisage my global chain could be called
"pissed on a
penny pubs"
or
"under the table but under the limit lounges"
"Crap Boozer"
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How about calibrated lighting that makes people thirstier or more depressed? Or lighting that reduces the effects of seasonal affective disorder? |
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Why not just give everyone Beer Goggles at the door? |
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Because they sell them at the bar... |
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or you could make everything crooked. |
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..or you could just turn out all the lights.. |
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