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Be proficient at causing and relieving migraines and casting love spells while easing constipation. The life-like doll is imprinted with chi meridians, 2000 acupuncture points and comes with incense, candles and 20 stainless steel needles.
The instruction book, Oriental Medicine and Voodoo Spells
for Dummies, in Chinese, English and Creole, will soon have you earning money alleviating back pain and putting hexes on non-paying customers. As an added bonus, the last chapter describes how the eyed needles and dummy are used to fit and sew your own Doctor-Priest robe.
The two-in-one doll comes stuffed with hay (lost needles stay lost) or in an inflatable version with puncture repair kit. Not to be confused with the fakir masochist sex doll.
Voodoo.......running from my magic..
http://www.lyrics00...oodoo%20Lyrics.html
Insane Clown Posse lyrics.....mad band, but a tune worth seeking out..... [normzone, Oct 22 2004]
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what size is a lifesize voodoo doll? |
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Who do voodoo? We do, we do. I could use this voodoo doll right about now to alleviate the mother of all headaches that I'm suffering right now. |
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[po], maybe the doll can be custom made to exactly one's proportions so it could *truly* be life-sized. Hey, that's not a bad idea, come to think of it. And people can have it made to look like themselves, too. The voodoo might work better that way. The only problem would be not being able to use the doll for other people. |
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Or sizes for a life long as a mighty oak’s, or short as a dragonfly’s but always full as a life rich in love, challenge and happiness. |
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Oh yeah, [FJ], I like the esotericness (is that a word?) of your explanation of "life-size." |
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I can see these taking off in the chiropractic arts market. |
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Esotericism, I think [Machiavelli]. |
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Earn money...non paying customers? Ha! |
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<laughter> Hahahahahahahaha! </laughter> |
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Yeah, that's what I'm doing, I'm helping
them. + |
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