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'Bob' sounds good to me (note the capital 'B'). |
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Ruplestiltskin Ellis-Bextor
Brodie, Wilks, Brotchie, Crawford, Littleton, Dundas, Patrick, Tardelli and Hobbs EAME LLP
Tarka Liotta
Fulton Mackay |
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3 ) Charleston Brawn with a middle name of Snoopy. |
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Charles Schultz and all the peanuts gang at Peanuts would be impressed. |
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You could follow in Prince' footsteps and name yourself the "Beep" ASCII character. |
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Ilettheinternet Pickmyname |
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Ripple of Ancient Sunlight. |
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[marked-for-deletion] call for list. |
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On that note... there was a guy here who opted to legally change his name to Heywood Jablomie in order to qualify for a radio contest, which he didn't win. Last I heard he still hasn't been able to afford changing it back. |
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Well, the category choice nearly validates the idea as proposed. |
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If it was broadened to create a self help group to support all people with this challenge, it would...invariably generate a list |
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Well in that case I suggest the name Frank Merchant as it translates to straight goods or real deal. |
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Rum Tum Dibbler
Penis Tchaikovsky
Random Nomenclature
Pendulously Atomizing Earwig IV
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Shirley the name's Bond - James Bond. |
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No no no, the first name is Shirley. Although it could be the last name as well. |
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You probably want a positive-sounding surname like,
say, "Winner". But the forename should be
euphonious and un-contrived, such as "Michael". I
think you couldn't go wrong with that. |
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Or, on reflection, how about Charlie Hebdo? |
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Proud Honorable Determined. You could just go by your
initials. |
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/something aspirational/
I think the most common would be Peanut. Meat Chunk would be second, if you count grownups. |
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This reminds me of that fine Simpson's where Homer changed his name, and also Marge's. I believe he became Max Power, and she, after some false starts, Hootie McBoob. |
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How about choosing a cheap vanity plate, and then
changing your real name to match it? |
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Trooper Door or Sing Sing |
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I hear that Morrison RM is available. |
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