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There is, however, a problem. Whether you're on
the right or left of the bed depends on whether
you're sleeping face up or face down. |
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OK, well in that case install ceiling cams in the
bedrooms monitored by the dream police to ensure
everyone sleeps on their backs. |
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Will we still be permitted to overtake on the left? |
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What about beds that straddle international boundaries? |
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By international law, those would be bunk beds. Any
country with ordinary double beds which straddle
boundaries would get UN sanctions. |
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While we're about it, can we please try to establish
an international standard regarding which side the
indicator stalk goes on? |
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//international standard regarding which side the indicator stalk goes on? |
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In Japan, it's in the middle, very logical people. |
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