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In death certificates, there should be a provision for an
optional section where the last words of a person should be
recorded down if possible.
General John Sedgwick
https://en.wikipedi.../wiki/John_Sedgwick Sad, but true. [8th of 7, May 20 2016]
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"Loaded ? Don't be stupid, it's perfBANG" |
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"Put my last words down on some bloody form? Over
my dead |
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"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." |
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With a part where you can simply check the box if he
said: "Hold my beer and watch this." |
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Not sure if this was meant to be tongue in cheek but
this should really be a thing. [+] |
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I've come close a time or three and so far it's almost always been "Oh, shit!" |
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Say, who's bright idea was it to have a non German speaking attendant with Einstein while he lay dying anyway? |
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Of all the last words to have missed, his will be missed the most... and we don't even know it. |
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"Errr ... the red wire, I think. Yes, the red wire ... not the blue wire. Definitely. Go on then, cut the red wire, I'm quite sure it'll-" |
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"Lovely mushroom soup, this ... freshly picked in your garden ? Really ?" |
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"Oh come on, there's no way that little thing's dangerous, look, watch me-" |
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// so far it's almost always been "Oh, shit!" // |
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That's much better than "Ohshi-", though... |
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You can make it easily. The train's not coming that fast. |
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"This is the last time I'm going to say this..." |
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Shades of the Halfbakery Kiss of Death idea<hears the
rotors of the HB black helicopter overhead zeroing in on my
posi... > |
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I actually love this idea, as long as they are as hysterical, and
sweet as my mom's. she yelled out "chocolate". very loud.
She passed away 2 days later. Musta been the morphine. |
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