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With just one easy consultation with your hair stylist, a mold is created of your chin, as you leaf through a magazine, and make chit chat with curious passers-by.
Once you've picked the style of beard you desire, the mold is used to create your personal beard sculptor mask.
Step out of the
shower, place the beard sculptor firmly against your face, and ZAP! You stand before the mirror--amazed. Your beard is perfectly trimmed every time. No razors, no crappy beard trimmers, and for an additional 12 easy payments of $9.95, add on the personal beard colorizer to zap those gray hairs to Neptune--no more Grecian Formula for this Adonis!
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You could also have it remove that tattoo you grew the beard to hide. |
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<spits out stub of cigar>
I love the smell of burnt hair in the morning. |
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Except, from personal experience, it hurts like hell and it takes two to three weeks for the results to show. Also, all it does is remove hair, it can't replace hair that's been lasered away. |
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You can call me Petra from now on if you wish. |
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I like this... especially since every attempt I make to trim my beard ends up in me shaving myself clean! [+]. |
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This reminds me of the Chindogu 5-nailclipper all-your-toenails-at-once invention. |
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nice -- just what i need to keep the hubby from
appropriating the kitchen shears every few days. some
would say we're too cheap or too lazy to buy the *normal*
beard trimmers. i prefer to say that we've just been
waiting for the laser beard trimmer to be perfected. |
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