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Land Zits
Safer and more beneficial than Mines | |
This idea is for a thin mat of custard filled bubbles that would be spread out to cover an area that needs to be secured. When trampled upon by unwary passers by the zits will pop loudly and discharge their sticky white contents onto the hapless victim.
In wartime would cause a loud commotion and
cover the approaching invaders with custard(making them easier to see). During peace time this would be able to be consumed by locals and by livestock thus providing sustenance in time of need.
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Bun for using custard. Bun for feeding children not blowing their legs off. |
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If you used that gluey stuff that the police sticky guns use, I could see this being a great non-lethal alternative to landmines. But just about anything that reduces the number of landmines in the world will get my vote anyway. + |
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Who could be against this?? Show
yourselves, phantom boners! |
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I'm beginning to think there must be some folks who have set up their accounts to autobone any idea that uses custard for good instead of evil. Either that or the Autoboner has cloned their elf. |
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