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Ladder Pants
Great for parties, or for babysitters who have lost their bargaining power to a sour economy. | |
This is an idea for a pair of pants that enables young children to climb up an adult into the piggy-back position without a need for the adult to crouch down. Made from sturdy denim, the back of each pant leg is stepped with a series of cloth rungs. The pants are in fact overalls, thus providing space
for the rungs to continue in a single flight upward past the stern and to shoulders. The shoulder area may be equipped with optional accessories, including a bell for signaling each successful ascent, a rope for rappelling back down, and a hammock for napping at 1.5 meters.
Of no relation to Stair Pants
Stair_20pants
(for cats) [swimswim, Dec 05 2009]
Sports illustrated [swimswim]suit addition.
http://s68.photobuc...ent=ladderpants.jpg
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Dec 08 2009]
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Should also come with a fun mini garrote for aspiring assassins. |
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Perhaps a well-placed pole would be of assistance... sorry, that's an in-joke that is a bit before your time here... |
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I forgot about p-pants, hahahaha. Putting on serious
face now, I think the idea is cute. And very well
intended. + Not enough piggy back riding is done,
from what I see. |
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Wouldn't each rung of a ladder be prone to catch on
various things as you as walk past them? [+] |
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Correct [Aristotle], ladder pants should not be worn in brier patches or in coat hanger factories. |
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The pants should be loose fit so that squirrels and weasels can climb up inside. |
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[ld], just for you, R&D has produced a pair of loose fit Ladder Pants, with draw-strings at the bottoms so that you can make sure the rodents and weasels stay where you put them. |
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Notice on the back of baseball cap. |
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Unfortunately, 8 of 10 climbers have not yet learned to read. |
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A winner with such marketing slogans as... "Mothers! Sick of your weak-limbed children?" and "Ever wished you still had an Australopithecine parent's body hair?" &c. |
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