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Your wife (or girfriend) spending so much time in an office chair that she's getting chair-ass syndrome?
For people who spend their work day on their bottom, over time the buttocks begin to take the shape of the chair that they sit in the most. In many cases this can cause them to have a flat,
lumpy or otherwise unsightly posterior. But fear not! The Kim Kardashian Ass-shaped chair is here to save the day!
Molded from the robust and shapely buttocks of that magnificent temptress, Kim Kardashian, the more time your woman spends in this chair, the more the fat and flab will mold to the eye-pleasing shape of Kim's bottom!
So as not to be (completely) sexist, there is also a Justin Timberlake version!
Another Assinine Idea
Horse_20Alarm
[theircompetitor, May 12 2011]
hand_20bra
[hippo, May 12 2011]
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Why not a few impressions for cup holders and extra shelving. |
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The problem is that many women may not possess the
requisite ass-mass to fill out such a large posterior. Could the
rear be reproduced at a scale of, say, 1:1.5? |
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It also occurs to me that replacing a male colleague's chair
with this one would be a hilarious, if cruel, prank. |
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So it's shaped like a race of evil aliens from Star Trek? |
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I wanted to automatically vote + for this, but then I thought of all the anatomically correct molded items, and I chose to refrain. |
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// hilarious, if cruel, prank. // |
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//hilarious, if cruel, prank// - someone should sell a range of different-sized office chairs, each one with the seat a couple of milimetres smaller than the one before. Thus, you can replace your colleague's chair with a smaller one every day, thus messing with their mind... |
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If it was only so easy...I'd be tempted to bun this. Welcome to the hb [CC]. |
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// messing with their mind... // |
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Ideal for senior management, particularly Sales and Marketing, who are renowned for having what very little brane they have located in exactly that portion of their anatomy. |
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What I personally feel would be hilarious, would be for some of the really rotund people to sit in this... so they'd have this big wide ass, and a perfect little mini-butt situated in the middle of it. |
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//someone should sell a range of different-sized office chairs, each one with the seat a couple of milimetres smaller than the one before. Thus, you can replace your colleague's chair with a smaller one every day, thus messing with their mind...// = genius. |
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Thanks for welcoming me to the site... I feel I've been looking for it all of my life. |
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Rest assured there will be no aspect of this idea that will go unassaulted. As men age and lose their asse(t)s, women experience an unpleasant aspect of widening girth. The Justin chair will merely assert further insult. |
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What is a Kim Kardashian? |
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Oh... some sort of Alternate Reality TV star. Sorry,
as you were. |
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Maybe the chair could have big arms with hands that would reach around front and one could rest their bosom in there, too? You know, for comfort and reshaping...
[CC] I liked what you said about looking for the hb all your life. It's funny but true. We didn't know we were looking for it until we found it!!! |
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// I feel I've been looking for it all of my life // |
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"It is disagreeable to be frustrated, but the real problems in life tend to start when we get what we want." |
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is "euphoniumism" a word? or are you as pissed as I am? |
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I miss quarterbaker - he used to sober me up! |
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[IT], no, not since the EU brought in the Musical Instrument
Harmoniumization Directive. |
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Worse, since advances in non-porous flooring technology, very
few children ever get a chance to play on the Linoleum. |
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//"It is disagreeable to be frustrated, but the real problems
in life tend to start when we get what we want."// "Paris
Syndrome." Precisely why the best things are the ones we
stumble upon without looking for them. |
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Swap out that faulty logic module, [8th] All square things are
rectangular, but not all rectangular things are square. The
best things are the ones we stumble upon without looking
for them. Not all things we stumble upon without looking
for them are the best. Although, if you're hunting, or being
hunted, unexpected fewmets *are* pretty good. |
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I need to get a good look at Kim Kardashian's ass before I could
mcast a responsibly informed vote on this. |
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Hmmm... this idea is currently sporting a Bun/Bone score of 50/50 (+5/-5)? That doesn't seem right... Kim Kardashian's ass deserves more, says I! Here is a nice, round, firm (dare I say fully packed) bun: [+]. Anything less is like throwing a tarp over the Mona Lisa. |
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[Later Edit: Well, [CyberC], I see this idea has suffered another drive-by boning! I guess that means that Kim Kardashian's ass, sadly, is out of my hands (Ooooo, nice thought while it lasted) and is once again teetering on the threshold...] |
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[hippo] thanks! (sorry I was late in getting back here!) |
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//replace your colleague's chair with a smaller one every day, thus messing with their mind...// |
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Esio Trot, Esio Trot
Teg reggib reggib... |
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