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Kevlar massage vest

 Stops bullets, and soothes aching muscles.
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Uses built-in vibrating patches in key locations, like the back of the neck, shoulders, and lumbar region. Battery pack and controls in a side pocket.
—waugsqueke, Nov 23 2003

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       Officer: "Freeze Punk!"
<Offendent goes for gun>
<Officer fires rounds. Due to vibrating vest sprays bullets across street in random manner.>
—silverstormer, Nov 23 2003
   

       Maybe the cop at my school wouldn't seem so grouchy all the time if he had one of these.
—Wingmaster, Jan 09 2007
   


 

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