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Genius!
An application coming right up! |
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I love it. That's wuthering heights isn't it? |
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One two three, one two three, one two
three, five six nine one ... |
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I was thinking of the track on her Aerial album, in which she (apparently) sings pi to 137 decimal places. |
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She could also do directory enquiries: "Washing machine washing machine washing machine repair services Oooooh one fouuur threee six fooorty twoooioiooo forty twooooieaooo fooo-ooo-ooorrrrty twoooo!" |
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//She could also do directory enquiries// |
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Tom Robinson, would get it right every time. "2468 who do you wish to comunicate?" |
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//It'd be nice to think fans in future concerts will be joining in// half of them looking like former Welsh secretary John Redwood blagging his way through the Welsh national anthem all those years back. (Link) |
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//former Welsh secretary John Redwood// That would be "Secretary of State for Wales" - you make him sound like he used to be Myfanwy Jones, an office worker from Cardiff. |
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//That would be "Secretary of State for Wales" - you make him sound like he used to be Myfanwy Jones, an office worker from Cardiff//sexist, elitist, welshist, all-kinds-of ists... |
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//sexist, elitist, welshist// Now you're making *me* sound like Ann Robinson.
(Apologies to non-Brits - just talk amongst yourselves) |
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[Copro]Picky picky picky (in an Indian accent).
Makes me feel like some generating some coprography specifically for you. |
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I wonder if voice synthezation has gotten to the point that I could have the J Giles band sing proper Caller ID. |
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Well, if we're having he musicians take over the telephony system, I want Del La Soul doing my voicemail. |
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All together now, "Hey - how ya doin'? Sorry you can't get through..." |
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Or Tom Waits singing your bank balance. |
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