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Google, Facebook, Amazon -- their tracking and retargeting
has gotten to work so well conspiracy theories that they are
monitoring your phone for clues about your purchasing desires
are now quite common.
How great would it be if junk mail worked in a similar way.
Imagine surfing across a
porn website of your choice, only to
receive similarly themed propositions in the mail?
Searching for a vacuum cleaner? Have a Rainbow salesman
show up at your door the next day.
It's knowing what you want it, and delivering it right to your
door, before you even know it!
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I shudder to think about what mail offers would
show up at 8th of 7's place... |
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I think you should say how it actually works. |
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The nearest thing I could think of is Ebay tape. |
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I have seen packages with colorful tape that says "ebay" on
it. Wherever that tape comes from it could be printed with
custom material, based on the ebay site's knowledge of your
web preferences. |
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// what mail offers would show up at 8th of 7's place // |
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We love the sound of tank tracks in the morning ... <giggling> |
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I don't think the model is valid when you link online surfing to paper junk mail. Now if it would opt you out of the junk mail you took straight from the mailbox to the recycling bin you'd have something. |
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In the previous century I used to order porn for a friend - no, seriously - who could not have it delivered to his home. The aftereffects on my junk mail were amusing, since his tastes were so vanilla. But I think online porn advertising has pretty much killed paper deliverables. |
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Er, [norm], in amongst the vanilla stuff, did you ever find a copy of "Black Lesbian Butter-Loving Donkeys In Leather" ? Ordered it, paid for it, never turned up ... wasn't cheap, either ... |
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