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A jacket adorned with a doll dressed as a jockey, attached at the back and shoulders, scaled to size so it looks like the wearer is being ridden by a little jockey.
Maybe also available in a backpack design so it has some practical function.
Maybe also available is the jockey jacket jockey jockey
jacket, a little jockey jacket that the jockey on your jockey jacket wears. If you want.
No piss-like-a-racehorse jokes, please.
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Horse racing isnt really a sport the horse doesnt even want to do it. Hes only running because hes got a midget on his back.
If you were walking down the street and a midget jumped on your back, youd run too. |
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~comedian from Just For Laughs that I can't seem to find a link to without remembering his name~ |
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Is a 'my wife already rides me 24/7' joke acceptable? |
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You should probably ask her... |
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