Jet-Pig

Pigs have always been used in warfare. From the flaming pigs of the Romans used to gore enemies and scare away elephants, to the Medieval peoples using dead pigs to be launched out of a trebuchet. Unfortunately, the modern era has no pig-based weapon, other than high amounts of cholesterol resulting in cerebral thrombosis. The time period lacking such inventions, I hereby create the first official Pig-Based weapon of the 21st century!

But first, why pigs? When in a state of terror, pigs squeal. This is no ordinary squeal! It hurts the ears. And it's mean. Why else choose pigs? The Medieval people knew this property of the pig as well as any football player. Pigs are aerodynamic, whether in natural form or in football form. As such, their aerodynamic shape can be used to our advantage in this new pig-based weapon!

Now for the good part, the actual weapon. You take a small jet engine and a short-term fuel pod (we only need about a minute of actual flight time), winglets, and lots of duct tape. Via duct tape the fuel pod is strapped onto the pig's belly, the jet engine to the top of the pig, and small winglets to each of the four feet. Now pigs can fly... and participate in bombing runs and aerial bombardments and artillery strikes.

And so we have the first new pig-based weapon of the 21st century, the Jet-Pig (Patent pending)!