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Jerky Rose

Your redneck sweetheart's fave-o-rite gift!

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Slabs of beef jerky (or whatever-else jerky) formed into the shape of a full rose.

Long-stemmed single beefy blooms, or a full meat bouquet. Teriyaki, peppered, and marinated varieties. Yum yum!!!

—	Grumbleshark, May 01 2008

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+ I think it's a sweet idea...can come with cracker leaves!

—	xandram, May 01 2008

The stems could be chewy strips of tendon.

—	bungston, May 01 2008

For Valentine's Day, the market here in this Ozarks town had rib-eye steaks butterflied and trimmed into heart shapes. It was right purty.

—	baconbrain, May 01 2008

This is that rose by any other name that smells like meat. [+]

—	jaksplat, May 01 2008