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As the porn industry is very often at the forefront of new technologies, I think there will soon be adult movies featuring real actors having sex with CGI characters. This would be a whole new category for adult films. The most cost effective way to do this would be to use existing files of CGI characters.
Imagine Jenna Jameson with Gollum and Dobby doubling up on her from both ends. How about Yoda levitating Asia Carrera? Now you see Stuart Little, now you don't. Buzz Lightyear and his pal Woody go to infinity and beyond in a new kind of Toy story. How about Jill Kelly getting Shrekked a wee bit?
The technologies are there, and the computer animated characters are better actors than most of the porn stars.
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ooh, ooh yeah baby, you're my precious... |
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This idea is going to give me nightmares. fishbone - first of many, hopefully I think. Above such things, Yoda is. Don't even get me started on your mention of Stuart Little... |
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Meanwhile, Mario twirls his moustache seductively in the background... |
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Didn't you see Roger Rabit? (semi-baked) |
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lostdog's anno has got me chuckling. The moustachioed plumber/tv repairman/electrician in porn movies will never be the same again. |
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Noddy sits quietly in the corner and removes his beany...whilst the wombles spill some porridge, and on the CGI front the Fantasy became Final. |
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[dobtabulous] Bob Hoskins is a porn star?! |
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Squeak: why do you think it was called the _long_, good Friday? |
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Skip the porn star... I want to see Mario and Jessica! Or perhaps Gollum meets Bugs! The possibilities for Saturday morning cartoons have just reached a new high. |
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Do you think Mario is still twirling? |
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//Skip the porn star// Aw, now you're just putting ideas into my head... |
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"What's that, Skippy? Two hot naked lesbians are trapped down the abandoned mineshaft..?" |
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As I understand it the Japanese Comics & Manga have been at this for some time now. I won't even bother to try to find a link but I think if you google adult manga you should find what you are baking. |
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The all-new 3D Scooby Doo and Daphne |
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AIDs infected porn stars have new avenues of work. |
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heintai i believe it is called POCS |
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maybe this is the thing disney have been looking for to relaunch mickey's career. 'Steam(y) Boat Willie', coming to a movie theatre near you. |
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It definately would have improved their rather poor share price performance of late. |
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Or someone could just convince Ron Jeremy to put on the Mario hat... |
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