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It's been said that the perfect murder would involve an icicle. Bullshit.
The perfect murder would involve "JeebJangle's IceWeaponry," a revolutionary new blackmarket darling which consists of various styles of hard frozen ice weapons (Namely shivs, daggers, pigstickers, etc.) which would melt shortly
following the crime, leaving no trace but the residual h20.
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Make'm from dry ice and leave no trace at all. |
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Make 'em from solid nitrogen, they wouldn't even need to be sharp. |
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Frozen weapons are old news. It's a cold
bone from me I'm afraid (-) |
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Old news, yes, until you realize that by category this is actually an idea for a fashionable strap. Now _that's_ half-baked! |
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wipe the coals out my eye {*ring*}
See who's this pagin me - and why
It's my nigga Pop from the barbershop
Told me he was in the gamblin spot, and heard the intricate plot
of niggaz wanna stick me like flypaper neighbor
Slow down love, please chill, drop the caper
-Biggie Smalls |
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//Frozen weapons are old news.// Ok, if you can prove it. |
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fries, dry ice was plan b, I promise. |
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Temperature controlled blowpipe is a nice idea, but it defeats the purpose of my idea. |
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As to why this is in the "Fashion Strap" category? I'll leave one little piece of mystery for my analytical bakers out there. |
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And someone, please give me some evidence as to frozen weapons being old news. I'm not saying they're not, I'm just asking for some evidence. |
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only kids (and me) like ice lollies (orange flavoured) where's UB when you need someone to be what's the word? outspoken? |
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// Dammit, jutta, just because it doesn't *seem* to be in the
// right category doesn't mean I didn't put it there for a reason. |
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I feel your pain, but I've made an executive decision early on to not respect humor and puns in the categorizations. Moderators need to be able to break up categories and move stuff around, and I want people to find posts that are semantically close to what they're looking at - even if that robs you of one creative outlet. |
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As for frozen weapons being old news, do a google for murder mysteries. |
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The woman who killed her husband with a frozen leg of lamb, then cooked dinner for the investigating detectives comes to mind. |
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Larry Niven had a laser shot through an ice mirror. |
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Must've been a muscular woman. Still, it's no quiescently frozen pigsticker. |
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ninjas come to mind, they would employ
anthing withing the immediate
enviroment, ice cicles being a common
winter choice. I was there, i saw it. it
was ...cool |
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Texticle, I really appreciate that you think so. I'll leave this to the jurisdiction of the reader, so they may choose to accept or disregard my advice at their own whim. |
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I think you should *test icicles*. |
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Look up "Icicle murder, urban myth". |
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