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Needs a Quinn Weetabix boat. |
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Geez, what does it take to get kids to eat these days. |
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"a strawberry jam centre which stains the milk red when bitten into" - only in the kid's mouth. The swimmers should stain the milk red, period(/full stop). |
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//swimmers should stain the milk red, period// |
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You're confusing this with [benfrost]'s "Carrie: The breakfast cereal" |
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//You're confusing this with [benfrost]'s "Carrie: The breakfast cereal"// |
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Are those the ones with little people with the soda-filled heads? So when the milk penetrates the sugar coating, their heads explode? |
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//So when the milk penetrates the sugar coating, their heads explode?// |
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Nope that'd be Scanners cereal. |
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"She's got three barrels in 'er!" |
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Carrie: The Cup-O-Soup. Warm, red, with a little string dangling over the edge of the mug. Served with dirty pillows. |
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"we're gonna need a bigger spoon!" |
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Not sure it's worthy of its own idea, so I'll park it here as an annotation: "Don't Look Now: The Breakfast Cereal - sweet, red, tasty-looking pieces of cereal float in your milk, however their underside, once you manage to turn one over to look at it, appears to be maggot-ridden and evil." |
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