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Whilst doing nothing at all useful to humanity, I devised a way to make a trip to the fertility clinic less daunting...
Upon your arrival at the clinic, you hear the dulcet tones of Lenny Kravitz singing "It ain't over, until it's ova".
Shocking misspelling of ova...
http://www.youtube....watch?v=wkURz6H0I0I
....must get onto youtube about it [not_morrison_rm, Mar 10 2014]
love at first oo cyte...
http://www.youtube....=EhDrJz4rBH0‎
..can't be arsed to watch it myself [not_morrison_rm, Mar 10 2014]
Meet me there...if you dare...Oil leaks indeed, what do think this is, a Triumph or a Harley?
Halfbakery_20Field_20of_20Honor
[normzone, Mar 11 2014]
The Caesar(ean)s - "Jerk It Out"
http://www.youtube....watch?v=an6A-Wu6-B4
...this is getting too easy... [not_morrison_rm, Mar 13 2014]
Just refreshing the above link - GREAT song!
https://www.youtube...watch?v=w869Avr_fXI
[normzone, Jan 11 2022]
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Oh good, finally got a post all of my own...room to stretch out and get comfy...of course the boring "Baby one more time" comes to mind... |
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Sadly there is no recorded song commemorating that foul Oppian Law, (216 B.C.) |
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In the recently completed search for my new Moto Guzzi, my wife pointed out the Le Mans difference. |
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I thought you were between jobs? What the hell kind of
unemployment benefits are you getting that you can afford
Italian boutique sport bikes, and how can I get on that
dole? |
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Ah, I must have not provided the full update. I'm one of the fortunate ones - I was out of work for three months and then signed on for a new suicide miss- I mean accepted a position as QA manager for a competitor to my old outfit. |
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The 1999 V11 Bassa in pearl white came at the cost of maxing out my credit card with my wife's approval. The GFJ has west coast competition. |
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Well, paint me green and call me a covetous bastard. |
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You'll have to join [8th], who has already made death threats and called me unspeakable names. |
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Damn these partition walls, as I was saying, <speaking very loudly>nice to have this place to myself..</svl> |
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..who can forget the Kylie Minogue classic "Love at first (oo)cyte"? |
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Fine then, we'll go somewhere else to talk about
motorcycles. Enjoy the magazines. |
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Ironically., this does mirror my "real" life, being living at work since October, and nothing quite like having someone wander into your room at 8am on Saturday saying "Sorry, can you get up, we need this room". |
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I'm taking it as an exercise in self-restraint, seems to be working so far... |
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Anyway, starts mopping away the oil drips from the MotoGuzzi... |
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Insert obligatory my-bike-does-not-leak-oil comment here. |
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Fiddler crab on the roof? |
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Every Guzzi leaks oil. It's not a Guzzi if it doesn't leak oil. |
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And this comes from a man who has a ten-years-and-
counting love affair with a '93 Jeep XJ, so you _know_ I
know about oil leaks. |
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(wonders if should mention finding something that looks remarkably like a Guzzi small-end circlip under the desk...or just wait for the fun) |
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I hereby throw down the glove. I would slap you with it if you were here. We will take this to another arena and deal with it like men (sound of glove hitting the ground). |
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twist and shout, jump, walk like an Egyptian, Any song used by the dj to get the crowd up and dancing. |
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Something to stop her headbutting the staff or yourself. |
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This idea contains large quantities of WTF. [+] |
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And who could forget the improvements in IVF under the direction of F. Al O'Pian, the noted Irish-Arab medic. |
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Yeah, that guy had such a reputation for forthrightness and honesty regarding the reproductive system - his nickname was "Men's True Al" |
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Some targets are impossible to ignore...like being in a tank and spotting someone on a Zimmer frame trying to escape... |
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The Caesar(ean)s - "Jerk It Out" song |
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Well, obviously I don't give it to you, that's more the electrons' role, but you get the idea. |
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Link above refreshed, and yes, my bike does leak oil, from the engine and final drive, but I'll ride to meet you halfway if you will ;-) |
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