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For safety reasons, all green vegetables must be boiled for at least a week, until they are reduced to a pale yellow slurry. |
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This is the foundation of the great British culinary (?) tradition of putting the sprouts for Christmas Dinner on to boil in late October. |
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Historically, it used to be the Autumn equinox, around the 21st of September, but with improvements in pressure cookers it has been determined that the transition from BST to GMT, allowing two months of cooking time, is acceptable. |
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Only two months? Is this a new extreme sport? |
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Initially read as "Boy George Cooker". |
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More of an extreme pastime. |
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<Refers to Wikipedia to find out who boy George was> |
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"CookerCookerCooker Chameleon..." |
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A perfectly steamed bun for you. |
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//<Refers to Wikipedia to find out who boy George was>// That must've made your day. |
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Prompting me to check to see if he's changed his look any in the last few decades. He has. Surprisingly not an improvement, though he still gets marks for originality. |
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There's nothing original about being a <rant about overpaid talentless egotistical nomarks> |
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