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You say that jumping into a kiddie-pool full of dung sounds like fun to you? Say no more. Jackass: The Themepark will cater to every wannabe's fantasies.
How about bobbing for jellyfish? Putting a toy car up your cornhole? Riding a tandem bicycle while dressed up in bunny suits? Riding a
red wagon down a huge flight of stairs?
It's all good here. And Safe. Supervised by trained professionals, you can do whatever you want and forego the weeks of physical therapy normally associated with crazy antics such as grilling yourself on a barbeque.
Heard your sibling utter "I could do that." when Steve-o swallowed a goldfish and then regurgitated it intact? Spring for a family pass and see them prove it!!
a good start
http://www.halfbake...ass_3a_20The_20Ride
[jackottabox, Oct 04 2004]
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I'm worried about these trained professionals. What kind
of experience do that have? I'm not going to lock myself in
a refrigerator unless I know my "trained professional" has
logged at least 20 hours of RTS (refrigerator training
simulations). |
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yes, what is the world coming to? |
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[bee] - no. this was written as the end-all of jackass ideas. What could anybody come up with next? Jackass on the moon? Now there's an idea!! |
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[djjosh1200] oh dear, you might be surprised. |
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I tried to find a link to the Japanese - Endurance programme, but got distracted along the way and of course Coronation Street is diverting at the moment too. where was I? <yawn> |
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I think this is pretty baked one way or another and its in Other: General category which always sets my teeth on edge, and so sorry, I wish I could m-f-d this but cannot quite bring myself to do it in full! |
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"Jackass on the Moon." heh. Good one. |
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"Revenge of Jackass"
"Godzilla vs. Jackass"
"Jackass 2: Electric Boogaloo" |
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... "The Quickening", shirley. |
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Jack in the sack XXX rated. |
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The last thing we need are more idiots in this world! |
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And what better way
to weed them out than this
themepark. "Sure
I'll do it!
How deep does it have to go? OK.
But what do you mean by live
curren-" |
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