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Make your jaccuzzi the envy of all your friends by growing a
coral reef in it. Swimming pool, bath-tub and kitchen sink
versions also available! Special strain of SMOOTH, hot water
and toxic
chemical resistant coral ! Extra vibrant colours !
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I do like this idea, I realy do, but the thought of cutting my bum in a relaxing jaccuzzi because some one instaled coral in it isnt a nice thought. |
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"hot water and toxic chemical resistant coral" - could be difficult to eradicate when it colonizes the rest of your apartment... |
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And per what Loma said, this is just stupid: you'll cut yourself to shreds. Make it out of Nerf or something, and I'll reconsider. |
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sp: Jacuzzi, assuming you meant the trademarked brand name. |
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note Coral now SMOOTH for delicate bums |
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If you sit on coral, it dies. |
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If you put coral in hot water, it dies. |
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If you expose coral to chlorine or chloramine, it dies. |
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If you keep coral in a bathtub, you probably don't know much about keeping coral, so it will die. |
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//Special strain//
Oh, well that solves aaalllll the problems, then. |
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why a Jacuzzi? just build a natural environment and grow coral and have fresh water fishies. speaking of fishies - |
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