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You know, the ideas on the bakery get weaker every single day. |
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I worry about you [sctld] |
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Ooooh, I like. Microsoft, of course, will come out with a proprietary version: BLML (Bruce Lee Markup Language). BLML will not be compatable with JCML. |
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Now we need a KFTP (Kung-Fu Transport Protocol). |
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//weaker//
jealous, jealous, jealous |
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OK then there's DLML (David Lynch markup language) |
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<meaningless eerie closeup>In fact, I'm there right now</meaningless eerie closeup> |
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And SKML (Stanley Kubrick ML) |
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<wide-angle tracking shot>Oh I was cured, all right</wide-angle tracking shot> |
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and perhaps SSML (Steven Spielberg ML) |
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<profound Oscar-worthy denoument>Command is looking for you, son. You're going home</profound Oscar-worthy denoument> |
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(Christ) ML -----
To put the ‘Christ’ back in X-MAS; X-RAY; X-ML |
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Windows ChristP?
Christ-10 pop-under ads?
ChristChristChrist peep shows? |
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Sorry, I really don't get this. I must be stupid,
but what is the idea.? |
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I don't get it either, [arora]. |
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I really didn't at first, but /… KFTP (Kung-Fu Transport Protocol)…/ is illuminating of JCML. |
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Alas, it's not illuminating to me. |
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[thumbwax] can correct me if I misspeak, but the idea is for a descriptive language for the martial arts. |
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I think the idea started as a parody or spoof; but if one stretches a bit, one can imagine using such a language to animate avatars, coordinate stunt scenes or a way of describing people (if Jackie Chan can Grab, Rotate, Invert and Break..., I can Snore, Teach, Change Diaper and HalfBake...). Alas, the author doesn't give an intent, which may be the death of it. |
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Choreography already has a specific language to describe body movements through space. I am too lazy once again to provide a link. Have a good evening. |
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Are you talking about Life Forms, the graphic choreo/dance sequence system or are you talking about dance notation (labanotation)? I posted links for each. Both are graphic as opposed to a text and text markup system. I've seen Life Forms but never knew about labanotation. It looks interesting. |
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D'oh! Sorry, I should have seen your links. Its late...Delete my anno if you want to. |
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Not to worry. I posted the links after I read your anno. |
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Hint:
computer: programming language category |
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Tae Kwin doxp, the latest clueflon-based operating system can manage JCML with enough standing power to wrestle down BLML in background operations. |
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phoenix: I prefer Mac OS Christ. |
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One of my classmates in the Artificial Intelligence II class in Edinburgh, 1977, created a language to describe dance moves. Would probably work fine for this. Unfortunately the reference copy of her paper was lost when the AI Dept library in Edinburgh burned down a few years back. A tragic day. |
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<remove-shades> <look-at-sun> <carruso-closeup>No, this was murder</remove-shades> </look-at-sun> </carruso-closeup> <80s-rock /> |
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The JC in JCML should surely stand for Jean-Claude, no? Otherwise known as "The Belgian Notation". |
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