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It’s OK to smoke

As long as you stand on one leg while you are doing it
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The strength training will gradullay unwind all the muscle fibers in your body creating health and a lack of the need to smoke.
JesusHChrist, Oct 11 2017

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       It's just good science.
doctorremulac3, Oct 11 2017
  

       Sounds good to me [+]
TomP, Oct 11 2017
  

       Nobel Prize material, definitely.
8th of 7, Oct 11 2017
  

       Finally a sensible idea.[+]
MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 11 2017
  

       And in an excellent choice of category also.
normzone, Oct 11 2017
  

       It is not possible to stand on fewer than one legs.
pocmloc, Oct 11 2017
  

       Unless you use your head.
mylodon, Oct 11 2017
  

       Or hands.
RayfordSteele, Oct 11 2017
  

       Or feet.
mylodon, Oct 14 2017
  

       I nearly stood on my principles once, but they collapsed quite quickly.
AusCan531, Oct 14 2017
  

       Try a soapbox.
mylodon, Oct 15 2017
  

       After not being here for some time, it appears the regulars are not running out of ideas, but actually out of them completely.
Giblet, Oct 15 2017
  

       Go on, then; you post one.
pertinax, Oct 16 2017
  

       For those actually implementing this I have found through practice that associating, with whatever bad habit you have, the standing-on of one foot, together with the resting of one hand against a wall or tree, is a more sustainable and inclusive option. And also, <Giblet>, suck it.
JesusHChrist, Oct 16 2017
  

       Presumably, smoking whilst standing on two feet is twice as good?
MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 16 2017
  

       //I have found through practice that associating, with whatever bad habit you have, the standing-on of one foot, together with the resting of one hand against a wall or tree, is a more sustainable and inclusive option.//   

       What if your particular bad habbit requires two hands? Not that I'm bragging or anything. <--- (humor)
doctorremulac3, Oct 16 2017
  

       Oh, so you smoke a pipe.
normzone, Oct 16 2017
  

       Hookah ?
8th of 7, Oct 16 2017
  
      
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