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By a modern miracle of miniaturized marine magnetic manipulation, (I ran out of words starting with m) you too can cruise the Islets of Langerhan from the comfort of your own home.
Simply send a photo and a large cheque and your face will be photolithically inscribed onto one of miniature passengers
as the miniature cruise liner is propelled magnetic probes around the aforementioned islands.
Kit comes with bottle of brine spray with ozone, no seasickness guaranteed. Sorry no duty frees, but then again no tiny captain trying to impress his dancer girlfriend by going too close to the hard bits.
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Does the cruise include going through the
semi-circular canals ? |
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Ahh, that`ll be the Venetian franchise. |
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I understand they`re planning a Mount of Venus cruise as well. Italians. |
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Don't forget to stop off at the Canal of Schlemm. |
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If the trip includes the lower part of the
alimentary canal, will that actually be
cruising, or will you just be going through the
motions … ? |
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There's a special for dentists, a very small Lusitania voyages in the root canal. |
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An equally small uboat lurks nearby, manned by people who hate dentists (me),who get to take pot shots at it. |
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I want to go sperlunking in the Malphigian Tubules.... |
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//the Malphigian Tubules. |
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Gosh, I'm sure I went to some of their gigs in the 70's... |
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